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Humanized!Biting Pear of Salamanca x male reader

Hello DeviantArt! This is my biting pear fanfic for the event thing, which I am writing at 2 am! Enjoy!
(y/n) = your first name
(l/n) = your last name
(e/c) = your eye color
(h/c) = your hair color
In parenthesis (Author notes)
(Set... I dunno, whenever you want)
     “(Y/n)! I'm bored!” Your girlfriend tells you again, giving you yet another bored look. “Watty . I told you, if you give me five more minutes, than I'll take you to your favorite cafe. And can you stop staring at me? It's unnerving.” You tell her. (Watty is the affectionate nickname you bestowed on her, after finding out her name, which was.... lol wut. Yep, your girlfriend was born with the name lol wut. Wonder how her parents came up with that noise). Anywho, as your girlfriend lays on her back on the couch, her head hanging off the edge as she stares at you as you try to finish your English paper that was due in a couple days, with her gazing i
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Literature
Arslan x male reader (Part 2/?)

Holy shit, I forgot I had this saved on my computer.
(y/n) = your first name
(l/n) = your last name
(e/c) = your eye color
(h/c) = your hair color
In parenthesis (Author notes)
(Set a couple days after my previous story, still before Cinder and Co. being little shits somehow)
   It had been a couple days since seeing that girl, and business still hadn't seemed to pick up at all. So you decided to close up shop early that day, since it didn't exactly seem like people were visiting your store by the masses. So, after making sure you locked the door and window, you walk around, not really having a specific destination in mind, just strolling around and enjoying the day. You couldn't help but daydream a tad about the girl from the other day. She certainly didn't seem to be from around here, maybe Mistral? As you were lost in thought, you may have not been watching where you were walking and may have walked smack dab into someone. Of course, wi
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My best idea ever?! (Story suggestions and shit)
Yo, I just got a great idea. What if I do a zombie apocalypse AU with the cast of Black Lagoon? But like, a male reader insert as well. What do you guys think? Like, Balalakia would have been a business director or CEO, but she can fight too, or somethin', and Roberta could have been a military person, and so on. O' course, this is just an idea, so maybe I could use characters from other animes as well? I dunno. Leave some suggestions in the comments below! (Yes, I am working on Food for thought part 2! Geez! Chill!)
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Food for thought (Erina Nakiri x male reader)

Seriously tho, does anyone read what I write here? Hold on, let me rephrase that. Does anyone read what I put here and THEN TELL ME you do? Anyway, here's a story! Hope you enjoy!
(y/n) = your first name
(l/n) = your last name
(e/c) = your eye color
(h/c) = your hair color
In parenthesis (Author notes)
(Set after season 2 I guess? I've only seen two seasons, so yeah)
     “I can't believe you sometimes. What happened this time?” Your girlfriend, Erina Nakiri, asked you with a sigh. “Weeeeelllll, see, I was walking around campus, enjoying the weather,” You reply, rocking your chair back and forth slightly.
     “Uh-huh.” “And I kinda wasn't watching where I was going and bumped into some guy, totally on accident, of course,” “Yep.” “Who may or may not have been making a stir-fry on an outdoor grill,” “Alright.” “And I and may or may
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IC's a troll (Gijinka girls Part 2)

I really need to starting writing more often. Also, PLEASE comment on my stories. Sure, stories display how many people have viewed your stories, but I want ALL TEH COMMENTS. Plus, I'm bored. Commenting on your comments give me life.
(y/n) = your first name
(l/n) = your last name
(e/c) = your eye color
(h/c) = your hair color
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(Set about an hour after the first story).
   You couldn't believe what was going on. Maybe it was the metric fuck-ton of caffeine in your system. Maybe it was the fact you hadn't slept very well in the past few days. Maybe even your new computer released hallucinogenic gas that caused you to go crazy. I mean, computers don't normally have kawaii anime girls on them, do they? (Unless you're a weeb, of course.......... I........ Umm, I-I mean, who would do that, r-right? D-definitely n-not me..... *Proceeds to re-evaluate my life*). Anywho, you were pretty freaked by that girl on your scre
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A good patient (Akiko x male reader)

I have been... not busy. School let off for the whole last week, so I've just been watching a shit-ton of anime. Things like Jojo's Bizarre adventure (The Hamon one and the Stand one), Nanbaka, (A comedy prison anime which I recommend to you all and will probably write a fic for soon), Fist of the North Star, and season 1 and 2 of Bungou Stray Dogs, the anime from which the character I am currently writing about is from. Onwards!
(y/n) = your first name
(l/n) = your last name
(e/c) = your eye color
(h/c) = your hair color
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(Set after the Moby Dick crashes into the ocean).
    “(Y/n), are you hurt at all?” Your girlfriend Akiko asks as you and Kunikida return to the agency from your latest mission. “W-what?! N-no! No! I'm perfectly fine! Fit as a fiddle! No need to use your gift or anything!” You say nervously, hoping she wouldn't catch that you cracked a couple ribs. You could just go to
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Your new computer. (Gijinka girls Part 1)

Both the picture and the info in the description are from Reef1600. They are NOT mine. (I really should contact them for permission. Reef, if you are reading this, please don't report me. We could come to an agreement. You like cake? How about pie? Ice cream?).
(y/n) = your first name
(l/n) = your last name
(e/c) = your eye color
(h/c) = your hair color
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(Start of stories)
    You couldn't wait for that new computer from Reef Co. Man, it looked amazing, the graphics were spot on, the processing systems were speedy AND reliable, it had an almost infinite memory space, AND you could have different operating systems on it, (eg. Windows and Chrome). Course, it wasn't cheap, but that big gift of money your parents gave you for graduating high school a year before your peers, and then some. Man, having parents who traveled for a very high-paying business company was awesome, even if you didn't see them very often. &
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A sheep in despair (Junko x male reader)

(y/n) = your first name
(l/n) = your last name
(e/c) = your eye color
(h/c) = your hair color
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(Set a couple days after Monokuma stated the rules for Naegi and co., except no one has died yet. Oh, and the actual Junko is with them, still plotting all this, but it's her and not her cousin).
   As Junko shut the door behind her, she started giggling to herself manically. Oh, she definitely made the right choice when she decided to join the others instead of monitoring them from the confines of her camera room. Being able to savor those looks of despair on their faces in person rather than from a video screen was delightful. And it only made it better that each and every one of them thinks of each other as enemies, rather than friends. Especially that (h/c)-headed boy. He was adorable, the way he seemed like a lost, scared sheep, desperately trying to find their shepherd. She would try to make him the last one ali
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I got tagged
I was tagged by http://thediamondriolu.deviantart.com/, so I thought; 'Why not'
Rules:
1. You have to post ALL the rules.
2. Each person has to share 13 things about themselves.
3. Answer 13 questions asked to you and invent 13 questions for the people you tag.
4. Choose 13 people.
5. You have to legitimately tag 13 people.
6. Tag-backs are not allowed.
Things about me:
1.) I actually like school, I know, shocking, but I have really nice friends and teachers, so yeah
2.) I have ADHD, PTSD, ODD, a slight amount of OCD, and a extremely slight amount of paranoia
3.) I live in Sacramento, California
4.) I was born in Washington, DC
5.) I lived in France for 10 months when I was 8
6.) I am taking a Japanese language class, and am currently halfway through my first year
7.) I love sour candy. Give me a bag of warheads any day.
8.) I am a brony, otaku, bookworm, and overall nerd.
9.) I like redheads
10.) I have been to a mental hospital
11.) I have been blessed with a great immune system, and
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Momo x male reader

When you realize that even if your waifu(s) were real, the chances of them actually noticing you and getting into a relationship with you are next to none, because even if they were real, you'd still be you. Some random person. Which basically amounts to those background characters that don't even get any speaking parts. Excuse me while I proceed to reevaluate my life.
(y/n) = your first name
(l/n) = your last name
(e/c) = your eye color
(h/c) = your hair color
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(Set during that time where class 1-A moved all their shit into the dorms on Campus).  
   Life without your girlfriend was pretty boring sometimes. Well, it wasn't surprising, seeing as you had no quirk. (Yep, no badass weapons or semblances for yo- wait, wrong fic. I meant no badass quirks for you. Fight me). So, your days were spent dealing with things like school, homework, social media, and the occasional supervillian threatening to destroy th
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Saty~chan x male reader

I'm tired. I've only slept like an hour in the past two days. But the show must go on. Here's something to tide you guys over for the moment. Insomnia during the night and ADHD meds during the day do not create a happy medium. (BTW you're around 17 in this fic, and even though the age of Saty is not known, you're younger than her). Also, I forgot to mention. Please comment on my stories. It not only tells me you like my stories/what I could do better, and it gives me something to do. Half the time I'm on an electronic device I have nothing to do.
y/n) = your first name
(l/n) = your last name
(e/c) = your eye color
(h/c) = your hair color
In parenthesis (Author notes)
                               (Set in... man, I don't even know. I just want to sleep)
   As you walk into the The Third Eye,
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Arslan x male reader (Part 1/?)

Wow it's been awhile since I did the thing where I put words in a certain order to get other people to like me. Anywho, it's time to duel!
(y/n) = your first name
(l/n) = your last name
(e/c) = your eye color
(h/c) = your hair color
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(Set sometime in Volume 3, after “Round One” but before Cinder and Co. were being little shits).
    How you had gotten into this predicament was still unbeknownst to you. And yet, on the floor of a dust shop as you squirm against the ropes bound around your body like a dolphin caught in a fishing net, with a White Fang member sitting on you with a gun to the back of your head in case you “tried anything funny” you think and realize that if you had just ordered vanilla you wouldn't be in this mess. Here, let me rewind, and just for fun, I'll rewind back to where it all started.
(Timeskip brought to you by a blind guy chanting: “The Force is with me, I
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Bunny love (Velvet x male reader)

Hey guys so I was just laying on the floor, thinking I was trash, trying to achieve zen, (basically pulling a Nabstablook) when inspiration hit! So enjoy!
(y/n) = your first name
(l/n) = your last name
(e/c) = your eye color
(h/c) = your hair color
In parenthesis (Author notes)
                                          (Set sometime during volume 2, before the Vytal festival)
    It was a normal, sunny day at Beacon, and you were going to visit your girlfriend of a couple years, Velvet. See, you had not been able to see her lately on account of that a lot more Grimm had been popping up outside the city in the countryside lately, so as of Velvet's team were second years they were going on a lot of missions. You had not been able to go with
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Yang x male reader

Wow I didn't think you guys would like my story that much. Guess I better start writing more.
Inspired by this: http://rwby-scenarios.tumblr.com/post/132763650181/i-have-this-personal-headcanon-that-cinder-and
(y/n) = your first name
(l/n) = your last name
(e/c) = your eye color
(h/c) = your hair color
                               (Set for sometime in volume 2 after Cinder and Co. came to Beacon).
     
       It had been a particularly cold Winter day for the students of Beacon. So cold, in fact, that all the teachers, even Professor Oobleck, who probably has an average body temperature of 110 considering how many calories he burns moving around, called it a day and let all the students stay warm in their dorms. So that was going well, all the students were having slumber parties in each others dorms, sipping hot coco, playing c
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Coco x male reader

Coco x male reader
      (Hey people of Deviantart, this is my first ever story so please be gentle with the hate comments. If you like it, please let me know and I will do more).
(y/n) = your first name
(l/n) = your last name
(e/c) = your eye color
(h/c) = your hair color
                   (This takes place somewhere during volume 3 when Cinder, Emerald, and Mercury are attending Beacon, but the peaceful period of where everyone is preparing for the Vytal Festival)
   
     (3rd person pov) It was a beautiful Summer day in the City of Vale. The weather was sunny with an occasional cloud here or there, it wasn't too humid as too you would sweat buckets if you stepped out of an air-conditioned building, and the wind carried a nice, light breeze with the faint scent of honeysuckle through the streets. The students from Beacon, as well as the students of the neigh
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Ruby x Male Reader: Cookie Monster
(A/N): Here's another cooking oneshot everyone!
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In the corridors of Beacon Academy, a young girl with a cloak of red skipped out of her team's dorm and turned down a hallway.
This was the day she was waiting for, the day she told (F/N) how she felt about him. No more awkward small talk or subtle hints, Ruby was going all out in preparation for today. Having planned everything prior, she had her mother's recipe of cookies in her possession. Thanks to her father (to who and Yang both approved of (F/N)), she spent the entire night reading over the recipe, eager to bake them with (F/N).
(F/N) was known across the academy for his appetizing dishes and desserts. Ever since the kitchen staff was relieved of duty for a few weeks due to the entire staff inflicted with sickness, the academy heavily relied on (F/N) and his team to prepare their daily courses, which was no problem to the young cook. He was virtually a one man army in the kitchen, wi
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Nora x Male Reader: Bed and Breakfast
(A/N): Just something I made which was meant for V Day, but was too late. So now, I'm back!
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"Psst.."
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"Hey, (F/N)."
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....
"(F/N)." Team JNPR's bubbly member whispered again, rousing her boyfriend from his slumber.
"Nora, please let me sleep." Said boy muttered before shuffling himself in his bed.
"Can you make something for me?" Nora asked, playing with her boyfriend's (H/C) colored locks.
(F/N) checked his scroll for the time. "At 3'o clock in the morning? I don't think so, Nor...." He said before closing his eyes for some really needed sleep.
Studying with Jaune and Pyrrha can really take the fight out of you. Literally.
It wasn't until a few moments later did she say her problem was.
"I'm hungry."
"Ugh... I've some snacks under my pillow. You can take them." He said with a wave of his hand.
"I already ate those." She said, showing the empty bags and wrappers, muttering, "I want pancakes..."
(F/N) groaned. "You can w
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Male Reader x Yang: Golden Angel
"Stupid trees. Can't see anything."
The boy muttered to himself he looked on into the red forest, searching for the party.
It was a surprise that (F/N) would be loss in an assignment like this. Almost everyday, he would daydream about a certain subject or someone. When he would be called to answer a question, (F/N) would have no problem shoving the answer. But when it came to fighting, he wasn't very good.
Professor Peach asked everyone to study the trees in Forever Fall and collect the sap after. Everyone already did collect sap a few weeks back, but a certain red head was getting tired of how bland her pancakes were and decided to get the syrup from the professor's office. As a result, everyone had to get a jar of sap from 3 trees (much to everyone's chagrin and Nora's enjoyment).
After a few sapless trees, (F/N) decided to dwelve deeper into the forest, leaving his team and the party behind. It wasn't until he finally got 3 full jars he realized his mistake. He tried every method po
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The Good Witch and the Wolf
“Young man, I’m about the end of my rope with you!” Glynda said, looking sternly down at the wolf Faunus that was seated in front of her desk. (y/n)’s face had a few bruises, a black eye, and a split lip, but he held a bored expression as she continued her lecture,
“Just what do you have to say for yourself?”
“Hey, if Cardin didn’t want any trouble, he shouldn’t have pulled on Lily’s tail.”
His tiger Faunus teammate, Lily, was just minding her own business in the courtyard when (y/n) caught sight of Cardin grabbed her tail and giving it a painful yank, earning a yelp from her much to his and his teammates entertainment. They all barely let out a chuckle when (y/n) lunged at them, delivering haymakers to them all. Of course, he himself sustained injuries as it was four against one, but he was still able to put up a good fight, knocking out two members out. He wouldn’t put the other two to sleep if it weren’t f
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Shy!Male!Reader x Erza--Protection
Today was a beautiful day, and me and my beautiful girlfriend were spending it in a pretty good way. Me and Erza were walking through the forest. I had one arm around her and the other at my side, while Erza had one hand in my (H/L) (H/C) hair, and the other holding the hand wrapped around her. We walked in peace, admiring the moment. Then Erza said something. "This is really beautiful, (Y/N). I just hope nothing evil ruins it." I smiled at that and kissed her. "Don't worry my beautiful queen, if something were to attempt to hurt you, I would serve as your night and protect you with my life." Erza smiled and gave me a big kiss on the lips. We held this kiss for about two minutes, before I heard something. I separated and prepared to fight. I saw a nearby bush rustle, and focused my attention on it. And then, out popped....... a bunny. I sighed and put my head down in embarrassment. Erza giggled and said, "Oh no! It's the terrifying killer bunny! Come, (Y/N)! We must run for our lives!"
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Tank Boy (Yang X Male Reader)
Yang: Come on tank boy, it isn’t that heavy.
You: Say so yourself!
You struggled to carry a tank shell as Yang walked by you carrying them like they were nothing. When you managed to bring the one, Yang had brought the rest. You panted and looked behind you for any organs you might have coughed out. Yang laughed and hoisted you up.
Yang: You’re fine, come on. Not like anything got hurt.
You: My man hood might have.
Yang: No, there’s a bar owner whose man hood I hurt. Tho you took this better than I thought.
You: How so?
Yang: You didn’t pass out.
You: *Sarcastic.* Yay.
You and Yang laughed as you walked around. You learned Yang enjoyed puns, A LOT and while you laughed at a few, you facepalmed at most. You noticed Yang check out soldiers who were changing or training. They were all buff and muscular, yet you were a skinny buff. You doubted you could ever think Yang would be interested in you, since it seemed she likes the stronger ones. You two walked until stop
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Doesn't Matter (Blake X Male Reader)
(First Name) walked around camp see what others were up to. You saw a group of people gathered around an arm wrestle between Yang and this girl named Nora. You giggled at the display and walked off. You saw under a tree Blake reading a book. You figured might as well go see what she’s reading. You walked up and saw one of her cat ears perk up, which had her look in your direction.
Blake: Oh, hay (FN).
You: Hay Blake, mind if I sit with you?
Blake: As long as you’re quite.
You: Kay.
You sat down next to Blake. You could help but look at her ears. You didn’t have anything against Fuanes and actually liked them. Blake must have felt you looking at her because she looked up from her book and you snapped back into reality.
You: S-sorry I could help but look. *Looks away.*
Blake: Why, do they bother you?
You: Wha, no! I actually like them.
Blake: *Blushes.* R-really?
You: Yeah, I do.
You and Blake sat there for a second before what sounded like a small explosion. You two ra
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Listen (Weiss X Male Reader)
As the new member of RWBY, life got a bit more fun. It was fun to see how that even if Ruby was in charge, Weiss seemed more like the leader and you couldn’t help but admire her for that. Yes (First Name), you had a crush on Miss Schnee. Even if she acts like a princess from time to time, you still couldn’t help was watcher from afar. You were inside reloading the MG after your last mission when Weiss climbed in with a huff.
You: Sup Weiss.
Weiss: Hay.
You: Everything alright?
Weiss: Yang.
You: What did she do?
Weiss: Kept trying to throw mud balls at me.
You: Damn, that sucks.
Weiss: Yeah but luckly I didn’t get hit once.
You turned around to see a little on her cheek but she must have not felt it. “Almost.” You said as you grabbed a handkerchief and rubbed the mud off. You couldn’t help but blush and nether could Weiss.
Weiss: T-thanks.
You: N-no prob.
Blake: *Jumps in.* Hay we got our mission, we’re moving.
Weiss: Of course.
Everyone got pil
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Commander pet Ruby X Male Reader
(First Name) was now a member of team RWBY, best tank team in the RKU army. Life was pretty for now as you walked with Ruby to get a ‘special supply.’
You: Cookies?
Ruby: Yup.
Supply officer: Sign here.
Ruby signed the papers as (FN) picked up the two boxes and started to walk back. You noticed a small skip in her steps as she walked. You let out a little chuckle and caught her attention.
Ruby: What?
You: You.
Ruby: What about me?
You: You seem so… innocent. The twinkle in your eye when you saw them and now the slight skip as you walk. It’s hard to believe you in charge.
Ruby: Talk like that and I’ll have you spit shine the tank.
You: Yes Ma’am.
The two of you laughed a bit as they walked back. (FN) helped put the cookies in storage. Juane walked up and handed them there orders. (FN)’s first mission in this war.
….
(FN) was at the MG in the tank, Blake was driving, Ruby standing up and looking out of the tank, Yang at the gun and Weiss wa
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Fashonista - Coco x Male Reader
~+~ Fashionista ~+~
            (a/n) Request journal is up for any of you that wanted something in particular. This is going to be a Coco story. Going through the episodes again, I couldn’t really find anything to base her character off of considering she is in the show for like 3 minutes rounded up. So, with this in mind, her character may be a bit OC, ‘cause all I really know is this chick got swagger. Sorry if this chapter is short!
 
~+~ (y/n)’s pov ~+~
            “And that, young hunters, is why Commander Yvetski lost the battle in the desert of Vacuo,” I listen to Doctor Oobleck explain for what could have been the thirteenth time today. How can third years be so stupid? I thought being bumped up from first year classes would be difficult and more interesting, not easier and more boring… Classes could not have gone
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IMPORTANT: Just to let you know I just had my laptop taken away until my grades improve, so I probably won't be uploading a story until late May.  I'm really really really sorry about this. Man am I a terrible author~person.

Neko Sez Wut By Robotcatart-db44mgz by StormkittyFTW
Hello DeviantArt! This is my biting pear fanfic for the event thing, which I am writing at 2 am! Enjoy!


(y/n) = your first name
(l/n) = your last name
(e/c) = your eye color
(h/c) = your hair color
In parenthesis (Author notes)

(Set... I dunno, whenever you want)

     “(Y/n)! I'm bored!” Your girlfriend tells you again, giving you yet another bored look. “Watty . I told you, if you give me five more minutes, than I'll take you to your favorite cafe. And can you stop staring at me? It's unnerving.” You tell her. (Watty is the affectionate nickname you bestowed on her, after finding out her name, which was.... lol wut. Yep, your girlfriend was born with the name lol wut. Wonder how her parents came up with that noise). Anywho, as your girlfriend lays on her back on the couch, her head hanging off the edge as she stares at you as you try to finish your English paper that was due in a couple days, with her gazing into your soul relentlessly as you try to finish it, (which was making it impossible for you to concentrate, which maybe you should have realized an hour ago when you started the last page, which was still blank) and you couldn't stand it anymore.

    “Alright! That's it! We're heading out!” You say, suddenly standing up from your desk and slamming your chair in, spooking your girlfriend, causing her to fall off the couch.“Ah, finally! I was just about to walk out, since Mr. 'I-have-a-fake-english-paper-due' wasn't tending to his loving girlfriend.” she quips at you.
   
    “C'mon Watty, you know how important school is to me!” “Yeah, and yet you can't seen to find time for your girlfriend,” she pouts at you, casting a sullen glance in no general direction. “Oh Watty, you know that's not true.” you reply, giving her a light peck on the cheek.

    “Yeah, I guess.” She replies, making a pouty face, which you can't help but pinch her cheeks when she does. “Ow! What was that for?!” “Sorry, sorry. It's just you're too cute sometimes.” “Yeah yeah, I know. Now, let's get going.” You girlfriend says, as you two walk out the door to head into town.

Humanized!Biting Pear of Salamanca x male reader
I don't own the biting pear of Salamanca, or you. All I own is this story.
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Just finished Kill La Kill. I'm sorry, but I loved how nonchalant Nui was about her arms getting chopped off. Like: "Do you have any idea how important those are?!" Instead of: "Oh shit! You fucking bitch! You just chopped my fucking arms off!" Or something like that.

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Holy shit, I forgot I had this saved on my computer.


(y/n) = your first name
(l/n) = your last name
(e/c) = your eye color
(h/c) = your hair color
In parenthesis (Author notes)

(Set a couple days after my previous story, still before Cinder and Co. being little shits somehow)

   It had been a couple days since seeing that girl, and business still hadn't seemed to pick up at all. So you decided to close up shop early that day, since it didn't exactly seem like people were visiting your store by the masses. So, after making sure you locked the door and window, you walk around, not really having a specific destination in mind, just strolling around and enjoying the day. You couldn't help but daydream a tad about the girl from the other day. She certainly didn't seem to be from around here, maybe Mistral? As you were lost in thought, you may have not been watching where you were walking and may have walked smack dab into someone. Of course, with your luck, not only did you walk into someone, but that someone happened to be on a skateboard, which, judging by how it plowed through the outdoor pastry display across the street after it's rider collided with you, was going pretty fast. Luckily, as you two lay sprawled all over the ground, the rider having fallen on you, nothing seemed broken, so after helping the other person off of you, you stood up, a little bruised but okay. Only then do you realize specifically who it was you crashed into. It was none other than the green-haired girl from a couple days ago!
   
    “Ohmygosh! I'm so sorry! Are you okay?!” She asked you, clearly panicking. “No, no, I'm fine.” You say, waving your hand at her. “Sorry, I should have been watching were I was going.” “No, it's my fault. I was trying this new trick out, and it required me to get a lot of speed going an- Hey! Wait a minute! I know you! You're the bookstore guy from down the block!”

    “Ah, yup, that's me.” You reply, giving her a small smile. “Well, that was a coincidence.” She says, “I mean, you're the very person I got this book from, so technically the reason I was doing this trick in the first place, and--” It was at this point she started rambling, when, not surprisingly, the beautiful girl from yesterday walked up behind her. “Reese, I told you not to do that in such an open area, you could have seriously hurt someone. You need should listen to me next time.”

    “Ya, I know, thanks for the advice, Mom. Gosh, Arslan, calm down. You worry too much.” The girl, whose name you assumed was Reese, replied. Arslan then noticed you. “Oh, it's you. You... were the boy from Tukson's Book Trade, right?” “Y-yep, that's me.” You reply, once again stupefied by the goddess in front of you. “Look, sorry about Reese. She's...” *Both of you proceed to turn and look at Reese, who was now explaining to the owner of the cafe across the street why his pastries had become a piece of abstract art along with her skateboard ((In a terrible french accent) I call it, Skateboard Delights. WEE WEE. *Rubs invisible mustache* On Hon Hon. ON HON HON).

   “She's.... a unique individual, to say the least.” Arslan finishes. “Now, I'm going to go help Reese, so... I guess I'll see you around, then?”

    “Yeah, I guess so.” You reply, turning to walk down the block after waving good-bye to Arslan and Reese. To be honest, you would have loved to stick around, but at the rate your heart was going, you wouldn't have lasted another 5 minutes. Oh well. She said she'll see you around, so hopefully you'll work up enough courage by then.

Yo, I just got a great idea. What if I do a zombie apocalypse AU with the cast of Black Lagoon? But like, a male reader insert as well. What do you guys think? Like, Balalakia would have been a business director or CEO, but she can fight too, or somethin', and Roberta could have been a military person, and so on. O' course, this is just an idea, so maybe I could use characters from other animes as well? I dunno. Leave some suggestions in the comments below! (Yes, I am working on Food for thought part 2! Geez! Chill!)

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That one guy who is EXTREMELY positive and cheery all the time. I am a HUGE anime and manga nerd, and I love to invent things or take stuff apart and see how it works.

Anime/manga series' that I have FINISHED (Not including Pokemon, Digimon, etc)

Akame ga kill
Akira (movie)
Angel Beats!
Anima+
Assassination classroom
Attack on Titan (season 1)
Baka to test to shoukanjuu
Beautiful Bones: Sakurano's investigation
Black Bullet
Black Butler
Black Lagoon
Black Lagoon: Robeta's blood trail
Black Lagoon: The second barrage (current)
Blood Lad (current)
Blood Blockade Battlefront
Bungou Stray Dogs
Bungou Stray Dogs season 2
Campione!
Danganronpa: the animation
Deadman Wonderland
Dragonball
Dragonball Z
Dragonball Z Kai
Drifters
Durarara!!
Fairy Tail
Fairy Tail (2014)
Fairy Tail Zero
Freezing
Food wars!
Food wars! The second plate
Fullmetal Alchemist, Brotherhood
Hellsing Ultimate
Howl's Moving Castle (movie)
Is it wrong to pick up girls in a dungeon?
Jojo's Bizarre adventures (2012)
Jojo's Bizarre adventures
Jojo's Bizarre adventures, Stardust Crusaders
Jojo's Bizarre adventures, Diamond is Unbreakable
Kill La Kill
Little Witch Academia
My Hero Academia (Current)
Nabari no ou
Nanbaka
Naruto
No Game No Life
Redline (movie)
Rosario + Vampire
Rosario + Vampire CAPU2
Nura: rise of the Yokai clan (current)
One Piece (Current)
One Punch man (current)
Overlord
Ponyo (movie)
Shaman King
Soul Eater
Spirited Away (movie)
Summer Wars (movie)
The ambition of Oda Nobuna
The Cat Returns (movie)
Tokyo Ghoul
Witch Craft Works
YuYu Hakusho

Current manga/anime I am on:
Sailor Moon
Seven Deadly Sins
Fist of the North Star
Interests

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Not sure if a happy birthday from Mr.Popo is a compliment, but thanks. (Kidding. No, really, thanks)
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np :)
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